Fuck. You. Finn.
Quinn: I know you think it’s hard to be you, Rachel, but at least you don’t have to be terrified all the time.
Rachel: What are you so scared of?
Quinn: The future. When all this is gone.
Rachel: Look, you have nothing to be scared of. You’re a very pretty girl, Quinn. Prettiest girl I’ve ever met, but you’re a lot more than that.
Finn: I read that Gwyneth Paltrow named her kid Apple and I think that’s so cool, ‘cause you know how much I love apples, right? So I figured, we should name our kid something more original and poetic. Then I came up with the best baby name of all time—Drizzle!
Quinn: Drizzle?
Finn: Yeah, you know how awesome it is when it’s just drizzling outside. But it’s not really raining, so it smells like rain, but you don’t need an umbrella to go outside.
Quinn: Are you a moron? We’re not naming our baby Drizzle! We’re not naming our baby anything. Finish your test, Finn.
BASADO EN HECHOS REALES
Amiga:*Mira,y a ti quien te conoce?

Tu:Ahmmm..mucha gente?

Amiga:*Pero que no sea por los Jonas Tontos?

Amiga:*Todos los que te conocen en el colegio son otras locas por los Jonas Tontos como tu*
Tu:
Sabes que,quizas no me conoce mucha gente pero me conoce gente qe es como yo y tiene mis mismos gustos y….
Amiga:*Y a quien le han ganado tus Jonas?*
Tu:

Tu:Tiene quue ser Broma….
Tu:

Tu:A ti te han ganado…tu no has llenado estadios,tu no has estado nominada a un Grammy,tu no eres linda,talentosa,tu no eres….
Amiga:Yo no soy hueca…

Tu
:

Los Demas:
Los Otros Demas:

Hay que agarrar a la Meli (yo),esto se va a poner violento….
Oh,Muy Tarde
Tu:

Los Jonas son personas talentosas,cariñosa,hermosas,con amor por la vida…. y un monton de atributos mas como…etc.etc
